I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

shaved

The London term for getting stabbed and either dying or critical condition

i ran down bkay bait faced on a mains and he got shaved

by deezfatnuts January 10, 2021

Shavez

He is amazing, insperational and stylish. Very Cute and funny. Overprotective and athletic. He is a phenomenal friend and will do anything to see you smile. He is unique and one of a kind.

Man, Shavez is the bomb!

by Ivy Venus October 18, 2015

Shavana

The most amazing female that ever walked the earth, truly unique and wonderful. Shavana means the feminine part of god... that says it all!

Shavana....Females want to be her, Males want to do her!

by Loonytoon July 6, 2011

shaved chewbacca

an unusually ugly individual

My God, did you see that girl Dave disappeared with? She was a shaved chewbacca.

by rhymer rigby August 30, 2003

Shavanah

Someone you can go to when you need anything. Shavanah can keep secrets and are very optimistic, kind, loud, annoying at times, caring, easily excited, and very lovable. They are different, but in a good way. Sometimes, they tell you what you want to hear, not the truth. Other times, they can be brutally honest. They can be hurtful at times without meaning to. For example, they can say something hurtful when they are angry and it just flies out. They don't like to apologize immediately in an argument They are wonderful to be around and they are so beautiful inside and out. They will get far in life, no matter the obstacles and hardships in its path. They love to try new things and love to reinvent themselves. Sometimes, they get into fights with their best friends, and more often than not, over the stupidest things. They are full of life and can make people laugh. Shavanah tends to only have a few best friends, but loves them unconditionally. Shavanah also likes to make her best friends' days better. Shavanah also loves to give advice and help her best friends gain the self confidence that they need. They have a lot of big plans in the future. They usually give you a new perspective on life. If you have a Shavanah in your life, they are worth keeping no matter what happens.

"Hey, you are a Shavanah."
"Why, thank you!"

by Gibb Gibbs January 11, 2013

shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.

1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.

by decimator1337 November 12, 2014