sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010

sharticles

Vaporous emission created in the act of pooping.

"Dude! Use the fan next time! When I went in the bathroom I got a full mouthful of your sharticles!!!"

by AJ1990 June 20, 2008

Sharticles

the small pieces or particles of feces that cause pink eye

The sharticles on her pillow caused her to get pink eye

by BEASTLY T January 29, 2010

Sharticles

The particles of poop and pee spray when the toilet gets flushed

Dude, close the lid when you flush so you don't get covered in sharticles!

by letitbeginwithus May 2, 2011

sharticles

The microscopic elements that can be found in the air during a bowel movement.

OMG Bret just used the bathroom - you can practically see the sharticles in the air.

by Booger, Booger & Fartybutt August 25, 2011

Sharticles

Super small particles of green watery shit that come out of your booty when you fart. The smell is just the worst. And don't get me started on the sound. Like OH MY GOD!!! Imagine two really old wrinkly people just going at it from behind and when he is going she just squirts sharticles all over him. Another name for it is Fart Dust.

Avery: "You're so gross, you're getting sharticles everywhere."
Naomie: "Shut up Avery, at least I clean up my fart dust."

by Gaaruto Senpai November 29, 2017

Sharticles

Trace evidence of sharts.

97% of fitted sheets currently on mattresses around the world, contain sharticles.

by SuperDuper65 February 28, 2023