shmurger

noun. What you eat when you're feeling shmee.

After a long night of drinking, nothing tastes better than a shmurger.

by Hook222 June 25, 2006

shmurgle

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

by dood_5769 October 1, 2017

Shmudgy

The act of farting immediately followed by repeatedly wiping your hand up and down your butt crack followed by caressing your loved ones hair or face

Greg gave Rebecca a really good shmudgy the morning after a long night of eating Spicy chicken

by Fart masters February 15, 2021

Shmurgen

A word meaning Bitch

Your such a little shmurgen Bartholomew!
You shmurgen!

by Rypt May 13, 2021

Shmurgenheiming

The act of going on Urban dictionary to find the definition of another bogus phrase to prove something you hold far too important in the middle of a conversation - often to the dismay of others around you.

Dang, I cannot stand that Shmurgenheiming vibe-killing loser!

by Weaver1978 April 2, 2023

Bobias Shmurglar

The greatest name ever invented. Once you hear Bobias in the distance, you run there immediately. It is a sacred calling that will induce happiness and an aphrodisiac- esque feeling. Invented by the famous Bobby, this name is used only in the finest situations where the best names are necessary for consumption for the people.

Bobias Shmurglar is the sexiest and greatest man alive. You preach him, and he shows you the light of truth.

by sticking wood November 18, 2021