smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.

Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.

by Botched Toe September 16, 2018

shoulder shruggin

dancin it up; laughing excessively; or partying all night. Also called shoulder shrugs or chasin waterfalls.

My homies and I were at a party straight shoulder shruggin

by creativeinfluences August 31, 2008

cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009