shmoop

to lay around, snuggle, and/or be a waste of life...and love every minute of it.

hey Lan, it's 11:30-get off facebook so we can shmoop and watch sex and the city!

by Allie6104 May 26, 2006

Shmoop

To give someone (often, a student or child) an encouraging nudge in the right direction. Yiddish origin.

Hannah is a decent student, but she needs a little shmoop to get started on her homework.

by DeliFan June 9, 2008

shmoop

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

shmoop

a sexual act that usually breaks all the bones in one's body, killing them in the process

Man I really want to shmoop that little twink's asshole

by sausagelover069 May 19, 2017

shmoop

What one says instead of cursing when frustrated

You son of a Shmoop!

by RAM December 20, 2002

shmoop

When one goes on snapchat and instead of opening a chat, they just slide it a little bit to see some of what the chat says, and it will still say to the sender that it was left on delivered.

What did he say?
I shmooped his snap and I saw "meet tuesday"
He wants to meet you tuesday!

by LagHoe September 9, 2019

shmoop

A derogatory term toward a white person. Derived from how white people talk to their significant others and their pets.

You know its a shmoop wedding when the cha cha slide gets played

by Keving9987 September 19, 2016