A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity,
funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black
pudding it
will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!
Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It
will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a
fork
No need to eat the
pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back