Shmiggle

To relax (usually at home)

Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight?
Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work.

by gr33ncl0wn January 23, 2009

Shmiggle

A very small and cute dog that looks like a gremlin

“What does your dog look like?”
“She’s kind of a shmiggle”

by MonumentalBruh February 6, 2020

shmiggles

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.

1."Look it's Yoko with a yoyo,shmiggles"
2."Oh f*cking shmiggles!"
3."Hehehe yes!Shmiggles"

by jeff24 April 13, 2004

Shmiggles

The word "shmiggles" refers to the little bits of ecstasy left at the bottom of a baggie.

Hey man, anything left in that bag? Any shmiggles at all?

by NinjaRobotPanda July 9, 2015

Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006

Shmiggle

an old man who who uses devices to please himself during his retired, lonely times.

Haha, look at that shmiggle, cant even get none no more.

by non-shmiggle August 15, 2010

Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009