Shmiggle

an old man who who uses devices to please himself during his retired, lonely times.

Haha, look at that shmiggle, cant even get none no more.

by non-shmiggle August 15, 2010

shmiggle

When one is tricked, mislead, or robbed.

Hey holmes, that chico stole my money that i gave him so he can buy me some bud.

Hahaha you got shmiggled. ;)

by Dike Jones October 21, 2008

Shmiggle

1. To CUDDLE.
2.To STEAL
(verb)

1. You tryna shmiggle
2. Why tf you tryna shmiggle my shit

by sspamx August 16, 2023

Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009

gits and shiggles

If you have teachers who don't care for swearing, it is a more school appropriate version of shits and giggles.

Blake-"Why are you hiding Clark's pop from him, he is going to be pissed!"
Jason-"Just for Gits and Shiggles."

by Weleski December 30, 2007

Shigglenuts

Another word for shit

Oh shigglenuts, I'm pregnant!!

by Shiggtaki April 3, 2017

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019