Shmegma

The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.

Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?

Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?

Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.

Shmegma by SwaggySwagGod May 16, 2014

shmegma

The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

shmegma by John ZZZ April 15, 2006

Shmegma

An undersirable person with no socially redeeming qualities.

Jack is such a shmegma. He groped my sister's breast then puked on her.

Shmegma by WammerJammer22 November 4, 2017

Shmegma

Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.

First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.

Shmegma by Sir Vanliktenstein December 31, 2010

shmegma

old semen left in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I dont suck uncircumcised dick in fear of getting a mouth full 'a shmegma...

shmegma by TheShivers February 19, 2003

shmegma

testicular ball sweat, due to hot temperatures and/or exercise.

My tennis compression shorts are soaked with shmegma, it smells disgusting and is all wet.

shmegma by Chad Vasquez May 14, 2007

shmegma

It is the substance that lubricates around the rim of the penis that helps to pull back the fourskin and cleanse it

the shmegma if not cleanses gets very cake like and makes it hard to move back the fourskin.

shmegma by amanda July 29, 2003