shmee

another word for "oh no"

"Shmee! There is a burning bag of hawthorne heights (dog feces) on my porch!"

by R.D.Signorino June 19, 2007

shmee

adj. an utterance exclaimed in a high pitched voice, used to ensue happinness and joy.
The word originated from the under water language of Shrumpi, spoken by Shrimp, and Seagulls. (Also used as a mating call by cniderians)

"Hey Ryan you look very cute today you sweet little muffin."
"Shmee!"

by Ryann8 March 21, 2007

shmee

Someone who is quite cute, very lovable, and bashful at times. A shmee can be your best friend, boyfriend, or small dog. Shmee's can be stinky little guys and tend to blame his/her stink on others. Everyone has a shmee in their lives.

Used in a sentence. "You're such a schmee" or "Hey guys! Look at that schmee" "shmee, i love you"

by Pismo Clams February 10, 2014

shmee

a sound to indicate huge excitement.

me:shmee! i heard the most amazing thing yesterday!
friends: what??!!

by k8y January 21, 2006

shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.

"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

shmee

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.

"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"

by Shmurtis April 19, 2009

shmee

a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.

person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!

by shmeeemerrr October 12, 2007