Sharrened

When you've been drinking far to many dirty shots in the metro and can't remember who the fuck you are and how you got there.

You look wasted, yeah I got sharrened

by Dontreallyknowwhathappened October 16, 2018

Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

SchmarrettSchmoorhees

A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.

Bro, stop playing when I'm talking. You're being such a SchmarrettSchmoorhees.

by Semajskolka December 17, 2009

shmarra

Thick bald headed beauty that makes your heart jump whenever she smiles

Damn I could use a shmarra in my life...

by Idkhandle November 23, 2021

Sharren

The legend

Tim: Yow I'm sad Michael Jackson is dead.
Tom: Yeah, he was a sharren

by Agueroooooo9320 November 24, 2021

shiarrea

When you think you have to shit a solid, but half of it explodes out your ass and splashes back up on you.

Dude, get the fuck out of the way, I am about to shiarrea everywhere!!!

by Margarita April 15, 2005

Shmare

A really ugly girl; shorter form of pap smear

"eww she looks like a shmare, she thinks she's fierce !"

by la hype March 26, 2008