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shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"
I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!
by deathmuffin December 7, 2006
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shmengli

Bang!, that's some serious shmengli, that's right!
by GasonJay December 31, 2006
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Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.
"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."
by Dildevich February 22, 2011
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shmangled

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
by roooney April 23, 2006
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Shanklin

Its sir name roots back to A farming town from great Britain off the isle of Wright.. That being said, they are natural outdoorsman and survivalist with a greenthumb for agriculture. Not much of a drinker. Loves the concentraits. Great in bed. Good father. Musician and motorcyclist.. All round chill down to earth person who actually cares and is ever curious.. Aka a "catch".. Good with a knife. Knows how to filet the skin off a tomato. So best not to push any buttons. And stay on their good side for they come equipped with superhuman powers. But only true desire is to be loved even tho they know too much and would rather not taint your innocence...
Man Why wasn't I born a Shanklin !
Dude that badass Shanklin always got mad class... Careful, mess with a Shanklin, you're bound to get shanked!
by Metal4afterlife March 6, 2017
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Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around
Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”
by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020
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Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.
Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.
by Restekp August 4, 2018
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