Shlub

A child who is literally incapable of doing anything for themselves, to the point where it is physically painfull for all those around them. All they do is play fortnite and ask their mom for snacks.

My little brother is such a Shlub, he can’t even bother to tie his shoes and he’s 12.

Quit being a Shlub, get off your ass, and go get your own damn juice box.

by oliiviila August 14, 2018

SHLUB

A person on the internet who doesn't understand the joke; primarily used in social media

person 1 "This joke is offensive should be taken down" person 2 "no Shlub be quite"

by WatermeIIon June 29, 2020

Shlub

Someone who you don’t want around like a fatty nub on the end of your steak

Dude Morgan is such a Shlub he is always licking my dog!

by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! January 11, 2020

Shlub

An ugly person

That man is so ugly, he's a shlub!

by Mick March 21, 2004

Shlub

An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.

"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"

by Mr. 7.5 April 7, 2007