schladies

(generally attractive) Women.
Sometimes referred to as:
"Shigidi-shigidi-schladies"

I went to the beach and saw some schladies.

by Kybo Ren March 17, 2004

Shraddesh

Shraddesh is the smartest guy you've ever met. Guy with the purest heart and is really kind and inspiring. He's not bothered about other people's opinion. If you hurt him, you are the one in loss. Keep him close, he's a GOD.

I wish Shraddesh was my friend.

by keepyoureyesontheroad November 22, 2021

Shreddies

An item of men's underwear that is well past the advised periodical washing threshold.

"Cor mate, get a look at my chocolate shreddies"

"Have you got clean shreddies on?"

"I'm packing some serious shreddies guys"

by BigMuffExpress February 4, 2012

Shreddies

The bits and pieces of toilet paper and anus hairs that are left on a toilet seat after the wiping process is completed. It is bad etiquette to not wipe up your shreddies post-poo.

As Jack sat down he could feel Jim's shreddies sticking to his sweaty bum.

Please wipe up your shreddies after you poo!

by Poopoo-man April 13, 2011

Shreddies Kiss

A Shreddies Kiss is where two people kiss on the lips in very quick succession, usually at about 3 kisses per second, it is very hard not to laugh during the kissing and feels particularly strange.

"Oh my god my boyfriend just Shreddies Kisses me!"
"Wow he must really love you!"

by Dordof September 29, 2017

Shreddies

After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.

'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'

by calcafggthhbtghrthrthrthh March 8, 2017

Shreddies

Taco meat that comes out your but

I had tacos for dinner now im the toliet with the shreddies guess thats leftovers for tmorrow

by Brando83 March 25, 2017