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Shiznipple

The unvoluntary squirt or leak of liquid or milk from the female nipple. However it isa possible that a male can have one. It is usually painful and often occurs during puberty or when pregnant.
'I had a huge shiznipple last night'
'My shiznipple got on my bathroom wall'
by Jaron, Tom, Daniel August 28, 2007
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Shizznipple

an involuntary squirt or leak of liquid or milk from the female nipple. Occasionally painfull and often happens when pregnant or passin through puperty.
Last night i had a really painful "shizznipple".

I "shizznippled" on my boyfriend.
by Jaron, Tom, Daniel August 26, 2007
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shizapple

to do something awesome but stupid and then have no consiquences
After doing a front flip land on you head and no get a concoushin "Shizapple"
by top doq April 18, 2009
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Shiznipples

When one's nipples are very perky and are noticeable through their shirt. Unfortunately, this seems to happen more to middle aged men than anyone else. :'(
Bill: Dude, look at Jeremy, he has fuckin' shiznipples.
Dan: I know man, they're like fucking mountains!
by MotherLiquorLicker October 20, 2011
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Shiznipples

When you accidentally stub your toe on something or forget something like:
Walks in the room and stubs toe on table leg.

"Shi- (parents look at you)znipples I said shiznipples."

Or

Can't find book at school.

"Shiznipples I left my book at home!"
by XxDreamerAtBestxX July 3, 2014
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shiznapp

when someone (usually a teacher)says something that some people find funny, but the normal ones find awkward. the person is usually trying to be funny. it is usually followed my an awkward pause or silence, disrupted by the shiznapper asking a question such as "are we ok?"
TEEN LIVING TEACHER: "your first period is called a menarche. not you boys, if you are bleeding from your penis, please see a doctor"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')

TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')

^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^
by PURPLE SHIZNAPP LLAMA May 13, 2009
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shinappens

"i believe i'm prego..."
"i know! Shinappens!"
" thanks...."
by IMPREGOFOREGO May 2, 2010
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