Shitton 

An immense amount of work that need to be done

We have a shitton of housework to do before we move.

Shitton by Kookiesarcher1 January 5, 2016

Shitton 

SHITTON

I have a shitton of work.

Shitton by Too short to dance November 16, 2019

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

Holy Shitton by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

Glup Shitto 

A character from the Star Wars universe known to hardcore fans but unknown to general audiences.

"OMG, Glup Shitto is back!"
"Who?"

Glup Shitto by Ast0 December 13, 2020

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish 

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

shitting Irish by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose 

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

shitting like a goose by #1SMTX October 3, 2015