Shittasticular

A combination of holy shit, fantastic, and testicular. When something is so awesomely fantastic you just have to scream holy shit and testicles!

You look so shittasticular in that dress! The boys will be lining up to do you!

by Shittasticular August 27, 2010

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

Shittification

Identical in meaning to enshittification, but dropping the superfluous "en" prefix to be less cumbersome and more understandable

During the post-pandemic economic downturn, a broad trend of shittification played out across many popular online services. Netflix imposed device limits, YouTube cranked up the amount of ads, AirBnBs got more expensive and some even assigned chores to guests.

by GenTelGuy July 14, 2023

shittastic

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.

"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"

by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Shittitties

Shititties is a compound word you would use in the place of another curse word. It is considered a curse word and I do not suggest you say it at high school. You can and will get ISS for 5 days because you said two curse words in the span of one word. This word was founded by: I don't know Aqua Man.

P.S. Congratulations

Holy SHITTITTIES that was amazing!

Shittitties that was close!

by CarlyKills May 18, 2014

Shittastic

The fantastic feeling you have after taking a shit.

I just took a huge dump and i feel shittastic.

by Becks January 1, 2003