shitsnake

A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean

e.g. "Watch billy totally screw this up, he's such a shitsnake"

"You're a shitsnake, you can't possibly do this"

by lenzomaru December 6, 2011

Shitsper

When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard

John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.

by Geisha83 January 23, 2020

Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

Shitspaz

A Contraction of the words Shit and Spaz.
Meaning a total, retarded, spazzy shit.

Person 1: La la la la laaa. WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!Giggle giggle giggle. Bing bong bing bong BIIING. I am Crazeeeeey!

Person 2: You utter shitspaz.

by The Somethings. April 24, 2009

Shitstreaker

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

by SAJLT August 14, 2009

Shitfreak

Anyone who obsesses over shit. This may be expressed through over interest in someone else’s shit by asking when, where, and/or how they shit. It can also be expressed by discussing details about his or her own shits.

“Dude, I’m really concerned about Nathan. This is the fourth time he’s mentioned shit today.”

“Yeah he’s been acting like a real shitfreak lately”

by Knots April 28, 2019

shitsweak!

A taunt, combination of "shit is weak," made for hollerin at some asshole(s) pullin some weak ass bullshit; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak ass beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.

1. Damn, UF just lost to FSU again, fuck yeah!...shitsweak!

2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"

by Jennifer West November 29, 2007