Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.

Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.

by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020

Shiznatch

Totally good. Nothing beats it.

This KFC chicken wings are the shiznatch!

by fatguy October 1, 2002

shitstache

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shiznatch

Basically means shit, created to go with biznatch.

Mah biznatch was all yellin about some dumb shiznatch last night.

by Punboy December 28, 2003

shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

Shitwatcher

Someone who intentionally walks in on people while they're taking a shit.

She's walked in on so many people that little shitwatcher.

by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009

shitwatch

Watching a film or tv series you know will be terrible, with the intent of laughing at it. Typically done with friends.

Dave: What did you get up to last weekend?
Alan: Just shitwatched The Room with some friends. It's so bad it's good.

by Spankwad September 30, 2018