by PolTol March 13, 2020
Get the shitsermon mug.Shittext is when you text your friends, co-workers, roomates, family members or any random number to inform them that you are shitting.
Roomate 1 (in bathroom): Send message- SHITTEXT
Roomate 2 (in living room): Recieve message- SHITTEXT
Roomate 2 (in living room): Recieve message- SHITTEXT
by Denise aka Niecy911 September 27, 2008
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A list of recipients in one's phone book that would receive a multi-media text message when another feels that their defacation is one worthy of being transmitted, almost as a trophy or an award, for all of their closest friends to see.
Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv
Coming from the root words: Shit & Listserv
John: I really need to tell Miguel to take me off of his Shitserv...
Peter: Why?
John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...
Peter: SICK!!!
Peter: Why?
John: *Shows Peter his phone* That's why...
Peter: SICK!!!
by jefflencioni February 18, 2010
Get the Shitserv mug.Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.
Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).
Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.
Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.
Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).
Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.
Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.
"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"
by Thom June 19, 2006
Get the Shitex mug.It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.
Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?
Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.
Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?
Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.
Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?
Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020
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Get the shit sex mug.The incorporation of men wearing suits and ties before and during sexual activity, sometimes keeping everything on entirely, sometimes removing selected items gradually, and sometimes ending up with everything removed. Suitsex can be innocent, vanilla and romantic. It can also be incorporated into kink play such as ripping clothes, gunge and various forms of wet play.
by Michael Patterson December 21, 2006
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