shitpanic

The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma

The test results sent him into a shitpanic

by Don Franklin October 28, 2007

Shitnanigans

A series of events where one mainly travels up the dirt track, involving many hilarious situations along the way.

Me - "How many turds have you burgled today?"

Paddy - "Although it was my day off and I had time on my side, I only managed 3 today. My poop sack was completely full after last nights Shitnanigans!! How about yourself, many Marmite Canyons delved no doubt?"

by Cardinalis February 26, 2014

ShitRails

The rails in the handicapped bathroom stall. These rails are extremely useful when taking a massive shit. They help with leverage.

Man I had to use them shitrails while taking a shit.

by Acid Kool aid July 22, 2016

shitranger

1. A colloquialism to describe one who engages in any one of a number of deplorable acts popular at parks with a reputation for being a rendezvous for members of the homosexual community. More specifically, one who searches out partners for said engagements.

2. A meaningless insult to call any friend or foe.

"Good softball game tonight."
"Dammit they turned the lights out on us!"
"Uhh...we better jet. This place is crawling with shitrangers."

(ring, ring)
Your friend: Hello...
You: What's up shitranger?
Your friend: Good one...
You: Wanna drink beer?
Your friend: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: I'll be over in 5.

by Head July 29, 2004

Shitanic

Shit + titanic: The state of being immensely "like shit."

Matt: How was it sitting through that Kurt Cameron movie?

Jeff: Like watching the Shitanic steam by.

by hondehay September 21, 2009

shitrailed

to be drunk, high on cocaine, or both at once.

Wow, I'm totally shitrailed dude!

by alexstraumeisgay March 2, 2007

shitrari

When you can afford a car that is complete shit, but it's okay because it's a Ferrari.

His date was less than impressed when he pulled up in his shitrari, but she decided to go out with him anyway.

by TheCopperKid76 February 28, 2017