Shitcoin

Great ways to lose your money.

See: scam

My buddy Nick bought ETH but lost all his money because ether is a shitcoin.

Don't let clever marketing fool you. Ripple, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin are shitcoins.

by Bridddcoin August 12, 2017

shitcolt

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.

Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!

by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008

Shitcoin

Insert picture of dogecoin here

Dogecoin is a shitcoin.

by Stangles July 2, 2021

shitcoin69

Shitcoin is an innovative new kind of money and store of value with the vision of one day helping those who are battling against a shitty time in life with incredible gains.

Shitcoin69 pumps every time Elon takes a shit.

by Shit-toshi November 13, 2021

Shitcoiner

A person suffering from a mental disorder which makes them believe any "cryptocurrency" other than bitcoin is actually a useful contribution to humanity (and not a complete scam). Although often indistinguishable in behavior, there is not a complete overlap between shitcoiners, pump-and-dump scammers, and ignorant herd-mentality technobabble worshippers, however most experts estimate a direct link in 99.9% of cases.

"Don't mind Vitalik over there, even he's confused, after all he's just a shitcoiner."
"Can you believe Angelo actually bought some stupid internet token with a dog on it?! what a shitcoiner!!!"

"Wow, I can't believe Satoshi Nakamoto had such a deep understanding of the past decades of research in computer science, cryptography, money, personal liberty and so much more in order to develop and offer the world such an amazing tool like bitcoin... A shitcoiner would've thrown a few lines of javascript together with a big marketing campaign of influencers paid through a 70% premine and called it a day"

by ElizabethHomes.eth August 15, 2021

Shitboil

A shitboil is a dog who thinks her or she can win fights wth big dogs but can't they like to hump stuffed animals and love people named linda David Savannah Leroy raymond and marvin Shitboils like to eat toes for dessert

Look mom it's a shitboil can I have one for hanukah

by Salvatore Ami May 28, 2020

shitchild

When you shit a child

Person 1: "Im still in the bathroom"
Person 2: Must be a "shitchild"
Person 1: Wtf

by Sivakumar June 26, 2014