Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

Shitcore

A genre of music, closely related to Nu-metal. It is difficult to objectively describe this genre without sounding like a complete cock-wad, so it is probably better to just list some band names instead.

Shitcore bands:
Linkin Park
Slipknot
Papa Roach
(Insert name of band that is a corporate piece of shit designed by some office dwelling record company executive to appeal to your average teenage idiot who is oblivious to what real music is.)

by o RevelatioN o May 19, 2008

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011

Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015

Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017

Shitcademy

The O2 Academy in Glasgow, Scotland. So called because it's a complete dump of a venue.

That gig I'm going to got "upgraded" to the Shitcademy from the ABC. Gutted.

by Doctor F. March 22, 2011

Shitcore

A term used to describe a large variety of modern hardcore/metalcore/deathcore bands who put more thought into T-shirt slogans than they do to a whole album's worth of music. Such bands may have whole albums composed entirely of open note/1st fret breakdowns, rarely venturing from the lowest 2 strings except to emit a discordant screech on the highest 2 strings (see Emmure). These bands are more concerned with appearing "swag" or "hench" than writing an interesting song or two, with the only memorable part of a shitcore song being a violent/misogynistic threat or challenge yelled during a brief pause, eg; FUCK YOU, DIE SLUT, FUCKING DIE YOU SLUT, etc. This phrase will usually appear on the band's merch interspersed with one or more uses of the word "fucking" to highlight how "fucking" serious they are about whatever it was they said. Shitcore bands often confuse excessively low tunings and mashing of open strings for heaviness or talent, often employing 7 or 8 string guitars for low tunings. It should be noted though that said bands often only use these for bragging purposes to their teenage fans, as they only ever use 2 or 3 strings for 99% of their playing. Shitcore is what happens when a mediocre band meets a stupid audience and has a large following all over the world.

Prima: Hey man, have you heard the new asking alexandria album? it's hench as fuck!
Secunda: *listens* this whole album is a fucking breakdown, my 14 year old cousin could write better songs, take your shitcore somewhere else.
Prima: You just can hack the breakdowns mate *walks off*
Secunda: right-o *puts the Black Dahlia Murder on Ipod*

by LiftFart November 8, 2011