shitcan

To dispose of someone or something, usually in a derogatory fashion.

We shitcanned the entire proposal from those worthless bastards across town.

by mithras June 11, 2006

shitcan

1. A waste or garbage can. 2. The act of throwing something away.

1. Before you go home back up everything on your computer, set the alarm and empty your shitcan in the dumpster. 2. Shitcan that promotion recommendation for Mr Dovetonsils, he didn't empty his shitcan last night and we're shitcanning him.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

shitcan

To suddenly have one's job position terminated. See Dead Like Me, Adaired and Devil's Spawn.

"You're shitcanning me, just like that?"

"For what he did to Dead Like Me, Showtime should consider shitcanning Robert Greenblatt."

by Mason December 30, 2004

Shitcan

A common name for a workplace

Person 1: how was the shitcan today?

Person 2: fucking crap. Only had. 3 hour shift which I didn’t deserve.
Person 1: that blows! Big time!

by Jazhands February 25, 2021

shitcan

to get really drunk or stoned

I got so shitcanned last nite, I pissed myself!

by Vitamann February 11, 2008

Shitcan

the act of taking a dump in the nearest can

i had to shit so bad i did in that tin can. It was my shitcan

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014

bent shitcan

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

by Scalawag May 14, 2008