Sweet Ass Shit

Something that is so cool that the word cool cannot describe it. The single most badass thing on the face of the planet. Also known as SAS.

Brown Polo Day is Sweet Ass Shit. Or...BPD is SAS!

by Mr. Senor Jose Sanchez August 23, 2006

Sweet Ass Shit

when you take a diarrhea dump after eating a massive amount of chocolates with nothing else in your stomach this form of shitting is so fucking bad it makes your ass hole feel sick your ass will do a geyser of shit

i ate to much chocolates now my ass wont quite throwing up i hate the sweet ass shits

by kitsune01 October 27, 2011

Holy Sweet Jesus Shit

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief

Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.

by The Shephard April 3, 2009

shit ain't sweet

When someone feels something is distasteful or does not agree with something. Usually an act, but can also be characterized as a more general subject, such as an area or a group of people.

Person 1: Can you believe Mark did that to Molly?
Person 2: Yea, that shit ain't sweet.

OR

Person 1: The murder rates in Chicago are rising
Person 2: Shit ain't sweet out there.

by movillecracker May 26, 2017

Sweet mother of shit

Your reaction when shit is about to go down or hit the fan

When shit is about to go down

Sweet mother of shit

by IduckingH8U November 24, 2018

Shit Sheet

To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.

The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.

I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.

by Dawn Butz May 1, 2011

Shit Sheets

Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.

Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???

by Captian Dinosaur Wrangler March 22, 2011