Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

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Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 16, 2008

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shit pincher

One who clinches turds from anal cavities using one's fingers, toes, teeth or member

Chris Hayes is a fucking shit pincher

by Chris_Windy April 25, 2010

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shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014

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Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.

“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”

by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021

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emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

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