Mouth shit

When you're standing over a toilet, taking a piss, then you cough up phlegm and spit it into the toilet.

Damn, I was so sick, I took a mouth shit.

by JAC89 August 16, 2004

Mouth Shit

When someone takes jokes from comedians, or jokes from popular television shows, and just say them aimlessly to try to get a cheap laugh.

Man that kid over there keeps quoting lame ass Dane Cook jokes, he keeps that up and all of Dane Cook's jokes will be mouth shit.

by agent orange69 May 18, 2009

mouth-shit

A synonym for vomit

"Man! I drank way too much last night! I was mouth-shitting all over the place!"

by Rambler12013 August 9, 2008

Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

by slimalien March 14, 2020

Shit in my mouth

A phrase used to express disappointment or frustration.

"You hear Carrie Fisher died?"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"

by Mouth filled with shit January 27, 2017

shit in my mouth

like when, you find some dirty ho bag, and your like hey there hot stuff why dont you come over here and shit in my mouth.

hey guys, wendy shit in my mouth last night. You guys are so jealous

by MoistTowelette11 July 7, 2006

cat shit in the mouth

The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.

Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.

Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.

by ajgenard September 11, 2009