SHIMP

Some Hoe I Might Plow

Dude look at that SHIMP over there.
Yeah man, she be lookin' damn fine. I'd plow that

by Shimpmaster 101 September 11, 2011

Shimp

v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments

Nic just shimped his status again.

by Snyz December 18, 2010

Shimp

Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.

It is not used as an alternative word for poo.

It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.

"Oh shimp, I cut my finger!"

by chocolateANDvanilla May 28, 2009

Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning December 9, 2008

Shimp

A girl who tries their very hardest to win over a guy.

This is also related to simp.

Did you know that Jessica is a shimp?!

by DISCToastyy March 21, 2020

SHIMP

A word to decribe a female who isn't a whore, but is lucky enough to be popular with the men. Derrived from the male word pimp..Shepimp..Shimp

"i ain't no whore, im a shimp"

by Sarah and David April 2, 2007

shimp nugget

a hot ass hard working daddy material man’s ugly rat ass tall lanky ass pink cowgirl boot coors shirt wearin skank ass hoe ass cheatin ass bitch ass cunt gf

That guys shimp nugget cheats on him with ratchet men and he is too stupid to break up with her and get with his cousins friend.

by baby momma 2.0 October 9, 2023