SHIMP

Some Hoe I Might Plow

Dude look at that SHIMP over there.
Yeah man, she be lookin' damn fine. I'd plow that

by Shimpmaster 101 September 11, 2011

Shimp

v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments

Nic just shimped his status again.

by Snyz December 18, 2010

Shimp

Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.

It is not used as an alternative word for poo.

It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.

"Oh shimp, I cut my finger!"

by chocolateANDvanilla May 28, 2009

Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning December 9, 2008

Shimp

A girl who tries their very hardest to win over a guy.

This is also related to simp.

Did you know that Jessica is a shimp?!

by DISCToastyy March 21, 2020

SHIMP

A word to decribe a female who isn't a whore, but is lucky enough to be popular with the men. Derrived from the male word pimp..Shepimp..Shimp

"i ain't no whore, im a shimp"

by Sarah and David April 2, 2007

Jada Shimp

A girl with a dumb personality but really funny! Jumbo glasses and tiny eyes. Really (not) athletic but still maintains to be skinny. When your sad she’s always there to cheer you up! Most popular girl in the school. Looks cute in her skin tight clothes. Jkjkjkkjkk it’s just leggings. Sometimes stubborn. All of you reading this need to get yourselves a Jada Shimp!

Yo bro, remember Jada Shimp from first grade. Of course my buddy is dating her, I am so jealous I want her.

by lexi.batt November 18, 2018