shemp

like a dog

got merfed like a shemp on that girl

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

shemp

Fecal matter; poop

Hold that thought - I have to go take a huge shemp

by Patrick Sullivan December 14, 2003

Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

shemping

(v) Derived from the time after the second era of Shemp with The Three Stooges; Shemp suffered a heart attack and they needed to replace him with someone that looked like him to finish shots from the sides and from behind.
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress

Using Martin Sheen's brother for over-the-shoulder shots in "Apocalypse Now!" was a stealthy example of shemping.

by freakingweet December 13, 2005

Shemp

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

Shemped

when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!

Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!

by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009

shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"

I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes

by AC slappy August 16, 2009