shemp 

The raddest mother fucker around!

"Dude that Shemp is a rad mother dude."

shemp by Joe DeWitt December 28, 2005

shemp 

Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.

Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!

shemp by skatz442 February 4, 2009

shemp 

like a dog

got merfed like a shemp on that girl

shemp by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

shemp 

Fecal matter; poop

Hold that thought - I have to go take a huge shemp

shemp by Patrick Sullivan December 14, 2003

shemp 

A euphemism for being an absolute fucking moron.

Person 1: *does something retarded*
Person 2: You fucking shemp

shemp by ZzbulletheadzZ July 23, 2020

Shemp 

The act of ejaculating in someone’s buttcheeks, and then sucking it out with a straw

I totally shemped Jesse the other day

Shemp by Jackandjill1567 March 31, 2024

shemp slap 

When you get slapped so hard across the head or face that your hair get's messed up.

Look at Cory's hair, he just got shemp slapped.

shemp slap by dark1san February 8, 2010