shemar moore

The sexiest man on Earth. Shemar Moore plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds, a series about a team of FBI profilers. Shemar is half black half white, his mom has MS and he frequently does fundraisers and rides his bike for miles to help find a cure. He's the fittest guy ever, my man <3 if you're a girl and you dont love this guy, your probs lez.

-Hey heather, did you see that mixed guy?
-Yeah! But he's nothing compared to Shemar Moore.

by criminalmindsgirl October 7, 2011

Shemar Childs

A Columbus based artist. Gained recognition after his release of his singles “Cassius” “TORQUE” and “BRAINDRAIN” in 2021. Known for his music of versatility, from sounds to flows.

Youtube SHEMAR CHILDS “Cassius” and/or “BRAINDRAIN” for examples of his most recent and popular work as of 2021.

by KelvinDistricts June 15, 2021

shemar moore

Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.

Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!

by NylonPimp April 7, 2020

Shemar Moore Caption

An instagram caption so uncomfortable, it hurts you emotionally

"My eyes looking a lil lit from laying in the sun... I was born 4/20.... but I swear I don’t puff puff pass 🤷🏽 ♂️😉🥺😜🤣🤣"
The Definitive Shemar Moore Caption

by nctoobusy February 10, 2021

wind shear

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Quartz, Parchment, Shears

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

sheared peen

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019