seeldarb

1. Lint or fuzz that gets trapped in the hair around one's asshole.

2. Also Bradlees, a defunct department store, spelled backwards.

"I spent the afternoon picking out my seeldarb."

by chriscalhoun March 4, 2009

Walking Lord Sheldon

Code for some kind of weird sex act

I was on my way to the park, and I was walking Lord Sheldon

by Jerry Gergich December 21, 2010

Shelapse

Getting back together with an ex girlfriend who you know isn't good for you

Chris: Hey Tony did you hear about mike and christina?
Tony: Yeah man he totally shelapsed!

by Superduster November 15, 2011

Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

by hjskfh February 4, 2019

Cosmo Sheldrake

A visionary, a quirky lad who churns out pure art. His music makes you dream of having a picnic of fruit you picked with your love, chowing down while sitting atop a tree stump in a forest far from any other humans, you're both covered in dirt and singing songs about the old gods, chunky birds, and cool bugs. He makes videos performing his songs where they blend so perfectly with the location, and it's absolutely beautiful. He puts his soul and his thoughts and his interests into his creations and he needs to be more well known for his work. His songs range from crying near a pond over a lost love to exploring an old stone castle with your lads.

"If I ever see Cosmo Sheldrake in concert, I'd problably experience some type of spiritual awakening."

by lugosithefae June 19, 2019

shelationship

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".

John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"

by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

Sheldoner

To give one's self sexual pleasure from listening to one's own voice repeatedly.

Dick gave himself a sheldoner while debating in Council.

by Jack_and_Jill May 21, 2011