Boner shrinker

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:

FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"

by ChiGal November 2, 2008

head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

shenker

Feces, esp. human.

Dude, do not go in there! I just dropped a huge shenker and stank up the place.

by LWilcox January 24, 2011

Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

shminker

An Asian with a monster cock (primarily a pinoy)

Whoa!!!!! Look at that asian dick, must be a shminker

by Jordan Choate January 28, 2008

Shuinkel

Shuinkel is a color that is similar to pink, it is commonly used to describe the color pink but in a more cool way,as well as make you feel smarter.Also used by guys that want to act cool to describe the color pink.

Guy 1: Damn man, what color is she wearing ?
Guy 2:Man that's shuinkel, love girls in that color
Guy 1: she look Hella fine in that shuinkel

by Joshmasterg September 18, 2016

boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008