shed

A place where a dog sleeps or where i sleep at night. Where i lay my head down to go to sleep.

I went to the shed to go to bed because thats all I can afford.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale..... April 21, 2008

shed

A term used to describe a person that goes out of their way to impress people. Commonly referred to as a tool, a shed is much worse and much more extreme. A shed is a bunch of tools put together. Short for toolshed. Someone that wears flowered shirts, laughs really loud, or drinks beer with fruit in it.

That hawaiian shirt wearing dude in the corner, drinking that stupid pink drink is such a shed!

by Mike J Smith June 07, 2007

shed

a very large unattractive woman.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

shed

massive skeetage all over a woman's face or body

"Janelle whats that on your face?"-Jeff
"Well i think its SHED" --janelle
"ooh, thank you Jeff"

by WES JOHNSON June 27, 2006

shed

short for shithead, used when you are too lazy or to tired to say it all

JE: "Freaky F you're a fat mastard grick sumbitch"
Freaky F: "yeah, but you be a shed"

by derf January 22, 2005

shed

The coolest spot among teenagers and middleaged men to go wack it or pull the pork

Gage:hey man you wanna go wack it my grandmas shed

Jose:sure dawg as long as we don't get caught jerkin our gerkin again

by theholyhabenero December 15, 2013

shed

a small shack, made of wood, sometimes found in a forrest or garden. can be used for certain activites, such as 'shed lovin' and 'hanky panky'

man: mate, its been a week, think i'm gonna take her to the shed

by SHED massif. April 29, 2010