A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019
Get the Shmoogle mug.This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.
Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!
You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!
You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*
by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019
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1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.
2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.
3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.
2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.
3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.
1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.
2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.
3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!
Joe: Oh, please do.
2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.
3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!
by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004
Get the shmoogle mug.(also shiboodle) n. The entirety of something. Often a group of people, collection of things, or icky situtation. Conveys a sense that the object is unwieldly, like a blivet.
Shaboodle may be styled after the alliteration "kit and caboodle". Many people who say this don't know or care what a caboodle is. Replacing "kit" with "shit" and preserving the alliteration, you get this new word.
Shaboodle may be styled after the alliteration "kit and caboodle". Many people who say this don't know or care what a caboodle is. Replacing "kit" with "shit" and preserving the alliteration, you get this new word.
by Kev Corwin October 10, 2008
Get the shaboodle mug.A person who lacks common sense.
An idiot.
A person who falls for a trick.
A person who gets screwed.
An idiot.
A person who falls for a trick.
A person who gets screwed.
by Lord Chickola August 2, 2006
Get the Shinoogle mug.Shebogen is the same as "snus" og "prell". shebogen is used by the famous gang SG, and is a very popular saying in Bergen. It is tobacco, that you put in your lip.
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