sheating

The process of eating while taking a dump.

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

by Joeyblanko May 17, 2014

Sheat

When you simultaneously need to shit and eat and can't decide which one to do first.

I needed to sheat so fucking bad on Passover that I just ended up eating Matzos in the bathroom.

Cata constantly needed to fucking Sheat and didn't get much cleaning done.

by Liberal Joe April 30, 2019

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 01, 2010

Sheating

A gay man cheating on his boyfriend with a woman.

“dude, ben is sheating on you!”

(heartstopper)

by Ajlovescats2 April 27, 2022

Sheating

When it's Halloween and you're trick or treating and you are too impatient to wait to eat candy at home, so you just start eating candy while walking.

I think I'm gonna have to start sheating. These Skittles are too tempting.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

Sheat

Shit heat. When you or someone else takes a shit so wretched that the smell of it changes the temperature in the room.

"Dude next to me was taking a dump so wrank that I could feel the sheat."

by TurdBurglar52 February 25, 2022