schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001

schlept

1. (adj.) the state a person is in when they have passed out from having too many chemicals in their brain

I am going to be totally schlept after I take this geeb.

by Trump_is_my_thicc_dad February 6, 2018

Shclap

The intent or activity of intensely making love or having sex with a bountiful and beautiful woman.

“I would shclap that”
“I shclaped that”
“Titties be bouncin while I shclap that B ! ”

by The language of the Northshore December 26, 2018

schlepp

jewish/american slang term
1.v/to work physically

2.n/common laborer

I'm tired of schlepping salami!

That's a job for a schlepp!

by dharmabum February 21, 2004

shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008

shlepola

A mixture of shit, blood, and ejaculation that dribbles from an anus for upto a day after recieving anal sex. The anus is not able to contain it's fluids so will leak until the shlepola is either gone, or the anus tightens before that. The speed at which the anus tightens is greatly effected by the circumfrence of the penis.

Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.

If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.

My shlepola leakage was so intense that i had to resort to jamming 20 cottonballs in my anus and was only able to retrieve 15.

by pissfacehamsterlicker December 6, 2011

Shlepa

To be a super dumbass, to be really stupid.

You stupid SHLEPA, you drove your car right into the tree.

by Robert Carlson February 5, 2003