Shayaan

the most annoying creature to ever walk this planet. when u see him coming, know that its a sign to run the opposite direction. if shayaan texts you, throw ur phone away. if shayaan asks u to hang out, kill yourself. there is NO coming back from a friendship endured with a shayaan. STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!

ugh shayaan is coming guys turn the FUCK around

by sreyasmanigundan January 30, 2020

Shayaan Kirubakaran

Shayaan means the most person who spends their time playing Fortnite, watching dinotube.com and dresses ugly. He has the most enormous eyes in the world more like i never wanted to fuck his mom PERIOD. Lots of people will know this and give him the most depressing moment of all time. Also Shayaan likes to watch celebrity porn because he likes tamil actresses, and he is a horny bitch. Thank you for reading this and CheifBeef2k20000 will come back for more

Your Mom Shayaan Kirubakaran

by ChiefBeef2K20000 February 10, 2019

Shayaan Malik

A guy with a really big dick, Be very careful with shayaan because he can steal your bitch. Shayaan can beat the fuck outta you and while make you suck your dick

Shayaan Malik brutally fucked the shit out of Eligh: Shayaan has a very dig bick

by suck the cuck March 16, 2018

saad shayaans pose

a type of pose where extreme swag is achieved

i used saad shayaans pose for an amazing picture

by az1010 May 26, 2021

shayaan

Good at communicating while having sex. Loves curry and little kids.

Shayaan please go harder, I need you right now

by dongdingodngondg June 18, 2025

Shayaan

The longest mf you've ever seen. Nigga's an earthworm with hands. Straight dandi gang. Also known as Stick-Man.

Damn, this earthworm lookin like a Shayaan, no cap.

by Mysteriousbastard November 28, 2021

Shayaan

Something you will never understand.
there are 50 % people who are with their gfs right now.
the rest 40 % are those with actual Brain..
wondering bout the rest 10%? Thats YOU right there

I am Shayaan and you can never be me

by why_bother October 28, 2022