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"Wow, that girl is acting like a Shawnee Stoner."
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Shawnee Mission East

The preppiest public school in the midwest. The girls all strut around with their vera bradley gear. The guys all walk around with their Ralph Lauren shirts and their sperry's. The poser skaters get high before school and sell weed to the preppy girls who all get drunk at anytime possible.
Katlynn goes to Shawnee Mission East, her dad is a lawyer and she lives in Mission Hills. She spends all of her dad's cash on Jack Daniels and doesnt come home on Friday nights.
by lancer1222 October 20, 2010
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Shawnee Mission East

A public high school in Prairie Village, KS. Notoriously known for its students' exorbitant amounts of underage drinking, smoking, and preppiness. Their principal makes attempts to end this, but his actions are fruitless. Students pregame everything. Football and basketball games, community service activities, even school itself sometimes. Drinks of choice include natty light, jack daniels, and vodka in water bottles for stealth drinking. The other Shawnee Mission Schools scoff this alcoholism but the SMEasters don't really seem to give a shit.
"Dude, did you see that kid from Shawnee Mission East? He fucking reeked of cheap whiskey."

"Yeah, their entire student section smells like a brewery"
by McFamous December 13, 2010
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Shawnee Smith

REALLY hot actress that play Amanda in the saw movies.
Damn, Shawnee Smith is HOT.
by Adrian November 18, 2006
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Shawnee Mission East

This school is THE hotspot for white rich kids who spend their free time being hospitalized for binge drinking. On Friday nights you can find most of them in the basement of a 5 million dollar house drinking cheap vodka supplied by their parents.

A walk through the halls will give you a clear view of at least 50 practically-bare asses in tight lululemon leggings and adidas stan smith's. Walk out to the parking lot and you'll spot rovers, benzes, audis, and of course the occasional volvo belonging to one of the less fortunate.

There are some smart kids here, but most just rely on their parents' money to get them through life.
Shawnee Mission East Girl: "Did you see that new G-Wagon in the junior parking lot?"

Other girl: "Yeah, Sophie's parents got it for her for getting a 22 on her ACT"
by Yola10928 February 4, 2017
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Shawnee Mission Northwest

Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.
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Shawnee Mission South

A public school in Overland Park, KS.
Mascot: Raiders
Student Body: Primarily preppy, slutty, judgmental assholes. The guys are too sports obsessed and only focus on getting some surely STD infested ass.
The girls are pig-nosed, fake bake bitches, whose primary food source comes from inside the pants of the guy population.

Somewhere, lost amongst the crowd, are the few that are just trying to get by, and the only people actually worth talking to.
With such a diverse student body, you'd think that Shawnee Mission South would be filled with more accepting people. Not so, most of them are assholes.
by pooooopooooopooooopoooopooop November 18, 2010
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