Shitballing

A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.

I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.

by Dick driller January 6, 2009

shitballs

An exlamation one cries out when they REALLY screw up.

On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store.

"Oh, shitballs!" She cried.

by Lisa V June 9, 2005

Shitballs

Slang term used in the incident of getting fucked, to say when one is going to get in trouble.

"Oh shitballs, I didn't know that was your sandwich."

by Hoolio, King of Nothing July 30, 2003

Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

Climaxing shitball

Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.

That toilet was so dirty, it looked like a climaxing shitball had an uncontrollable orgasm.

by Snatch Lips April 24, 2014

shitballz

term similar to "shitballs," but more hardcore

Damn! That hoodrat just stole my chronic! Shitballz!

by scissorluver May 16, 2009

Shitballing

The act of throwing out a number of bad ideas; unproductive brainstorming or "spitballing"

We were trying to figure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.

by dEd Grimley June 17, 2011