Al Sharpton

The poster boy for stupid.

Al Sharpton would do the world a favor by getting a real job and/or just sucking on a hose pipe.

by New York City Dave July 3, 2008

sharpton

n1: the product of defecation, i.e. "A steaming pile of sharpton"
n2: a particularly difficult, irritable and smelly act of defecating
v: defecating, i.e. "I have to sharpton so bad"

Ew, that post-Taco Bell sharpton was rank.

Wow, that sharpton took an hour and a half...now I'm covered in sweat and feel violated.

by benmeade April 26, 2007

Al Sharpton Syndrome

When you have to stir shit up to stay relevant

Damn Fauci wanting us to wear masks again i swear he has Al Sharpton Syndrome

by JB227890 March 18, 2022

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005

Al Sharpton

An ignorant, loud mouth, anti-american, camera-chasing racist who promotes and supports racial hatred/ tension.

America would be a much better place without the likes of Al Sharpton running around shooting off their mouths.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 6, 2009

Al Sharpton

The Jack Thompson of African Americans. Nuff said

See Jack Thompson

Al Sharpton uses RACISM as a scapegoat for many African American victims just like Jack Thompson uses VIOLENCE in video games as a scapegoat for kids who have no common decency or sense of reality in order to get away with it clean. And just like politics, they both focus on who to blame rather than actually trying to fix the problem.

by Mecha105 August 3, 2007

Sharptonoid

A person who, regardless of race, stays in the public eye, primarily through the mainstream media, to profit from prejudice, racism, and / or stereotypes.

You See the Sharptonoids down in Ferguson causing trouble again!

by V33M0N January 20, 2015