Sharpet

A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.

Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.

by Bowlseph Nemo December 29, 2008

ShapeTales

A Shameless Rip-off Of VeggieTales.

P1: "I HATE SHAPETALES"
P2: "shapeyta-a-ales shapeyta-a-ales shapeyta-a-ales shapeyta-a-ales shapeyta-a-ales shapeyta-a-ales shapeyta-a-ales shapeytales"
P1: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022

Sharpethious

Sharpethious is a deity of being greater than everything else.

Person 1: "Is that Sharpethious?"
Person 2: "That is right. That's Sharpethious the Greater God"

by NotSharpethious123 February 11, 2024

Sharputa

A half arab and half latina demon. Described as a gorgeous female with striking, long dark hair, wearing heavy gold jewelry, and possessing razor-sharp, 6-inch acrylic nails.

To summon her, the "victim" must:

Enter a bathroom and turn off all the lights.
Stare into the mirror until your eyes adjust to the darkness.
Chant "Sharputa" three times in a clear, mocking voice.

If successful, she appears behind you in the reflection. Before you can turn around, she uses her long nails to slash you (and possibly drag into the mirror realm). Legend says the only way to survive is to compliment her lip liner before she strikes.

Yo, don’t go into the basement bathroom alone. Kevin tried to summon the Sharputa for a TikTok and now he’s got three huge scratch marks on his neck and his gold chain is missing.

by MrElusive January 6, 2026