shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shark Tale

A Dreamworks movie about a fish who tries to look hip and trendy, but is actually a homeless boy from a car wash. He kills a shark from a gang and then gets screwed over with a female fish. Also a shark (vegetarian) starts living with him. Also has the BEST and CRISPIEST animation on our planet Earth.

Person 1: Ay yo you seen Shark Tale
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: The animation is beautiful

Person 2: No

by Gay Meerkat July 17, 2018

snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

sharkwater

A flavored kamikaze cocktail created at Cliff's Lounge in Lincoln, NE. Its basically a giant shot on the rocks in a pint glass.

I had a sharkwater at Cliff's Lounge.

by Ryan Detlefsen March 20, 2008

Sharkle

invisible ancient sharks that float around and bite you, the only way to stop them is by using Alex Jones' brain spray

"OWW my head hurts it must be those damn sharkles"

by lil435 December 13, 2022

Shartlesville

1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.

2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.

Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?

Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

Sharkcaterpillar

Half Shark, half Caterpillar. Sharkcaterpillars typically ruin lives, and bite off the heads of others. Sharkcaterpillars can be found in dreams and nightmares, and often times seducing Hyenas.

"I had another nightmare... it was the Sharkcaterpillar."
"Sharkcaterpillars should leave Hyenas alone and fled the country."
OR
"Marc got his head bitten off by the Sharkcaterpillar again."

by Ali Bo Bali February 26, 2008