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sharecone

An ultimate bonding experience shared between your stoner mates.

A cone that is pulled by multiple people, similar to a party cone, but on a smaller scale. A spiritual voyage that makes friends for life. Usually occurs when a group of people are deep into a sesh and have run out of lung capacity.
"Oi Wanna do a sharecone?"
"Fuck oath mate"
by QHSB March 29, 2017
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Scarehoe

(Verb- human form of scarecrow) To scarehoe, scarehoed

The art of tagging your significant other in your best pics together in order to saturate his page with pictures of YOU. The goal is to ignite inferiority and insecurity within the hoes lurking in his friends list. Stick it out, hit that angle, and snap a pout ladies. Scarehoe your way to fidelity. They don't want none
"Are you sure about this guy? He has a gaggle of skank followers as long as Santa's naughty list."
"Oh Cheryl, it will be fine. Girl..you already know I'm finna scarehoe his page. Just as soon as he follows me back."

"Who does this hoe think she is? I scarehoed his page weeks ago with our beach pictures. My pilates had me ranking a hunnid on a 10 scale. She still gonna be trying to slide in his DM?TF"
by Run and Tell That June 25, 2019
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Smarthome

A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to compensate for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it the standard way. Generally the installed equipment irritates the shit out of the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.
I have a smarthome, i can flush the toilet with my smartphone
by McMob November 23, 2021
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shawesome

When something terrible appears to be happening and you begin to say "shit"...then it turns out to be cool then you say "awesome" before you finish saying "shit"...therefore...sh-awesome
Arjun said shawesome when he dropped his plate and it flipped over and landed correctly.
by James January 3, 2005
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Sharome

Sharome is a bad bitch that doesn’t take shit from no one. She is kind, very funny, beautiful and usually in a good mood. She talks to and knows everyone and people always look up to her. She always knows what she wants and will go after it no matter how much it takes. Sharome can be very complicated at times though. Some days she’ll be as happy as can be and the others she’ll be a bump on a log. Sharome’s the type of person that will hype you up whenever you need her to. She loves to listen to people talk about themselves but doesn’t really trust a lot of people. But if you ever piss her off you have the next thing going for you. Sharome is this amazing Aquarius gal that just wants to live her life to the fullest.
Person: Sharome is so funny
Friend: I know right!!!
Friend: That’s my girl over there
by perfectstrawberry April 14, 2019
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dominant shareholder

Sam Losco
The dominant shareholder, the big cheese. the king caveman
Barbara lahey: you can't do that!
Sam: if I get 51%, that'd make me the dominant shareholder. you know, the big cheese. the king caveman.
by packrunnertrainor March 9, 2022
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sharthole

Jesse was a sharthole, because he was camping in a corner with his small penis.
by OzenbabOOm January 1, 2012
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