Forehead Shavecut

The most Retarded flash movie ever made that dosent make any shred of sense at all.Here's a line:

dude 1: ...and there she lay... and I...
dude 2: you what?
dude 1: ...I hit her with a beanbag.
dude 2: *gasps* you criminal! society!
dude 1: nooooo!!!
officer: you're staying in jail for 12 years, 12 years, thats such an odd number, isn't it?
dude 1: I like beans!

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by Qrrbrbrbielbel July 9, 2006

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

sharkcuterie

What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark

Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Shapecuterie

When you have no lunch at work, but there’s a selection of complimentary snacks available from the kitchen of Arnott’s shapes, you can arrange these Aussie savoury biscuit snacks on a plate, in a decorative manner and enjoy an elegant appetiser of pizza shapes, chicken crimpy and bbq shapes. You can even kid yourself that it’s a balanced meal. The fancy name for this casual snack / selection of small bites is Shapecuterie Board.

Jodie – Hey Katina do you have any lunch today?
Katina – No Jodie and I have to work through my lunch break.
Jodie – Leave it with me, I’ll whip up a Shapecuterie for us to enjoy from the work kitchen

by J- rowl May 9, 2024

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024