living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.

Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians

by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011

Shaq Sauce

A combination of all the sauces available, poured generously over your food.

"You gotta pour everyone of those hot sauces on that wing, its called shaq sauce.

by sewgnar March 14, 2019

shaq shoes

shoes that you can buy in payless for 19.99
it has the special stitching that says SHAQ on it.

-yo homey G thas some madd ghetto g-unit shoes you got thurr

-thanks g dawg. they say shaq on it.

by beau h ligmen March 20, 2004

Shaq-Shack

A Shaq-shack isn’t just any ordinary shack. It is a shack constructed out of wood and only big enough for two people to live in. The furniture inside of a shaq-shack is Shaq. That’s right, Shaquille O’ Neil IS the furniture in a Shaq-shack. Need a bed or couch? Call Shaq to lay down flat on the floor then simply sit/lay on top of him.

Yo camden, wanna go eat some crackers in the Shaq-shack?

by A-ness January 1, 2018

Shaq (Steveposter)

A toxic person who likes to spam a disgusting model of Steve from Minecraft, named "Grotesque Steve", to harass and insult people who want other characters to join Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Person A: *posts a Grotesque Steve picture* Why would you want X, when you can have Steve? lmao
Person B: Ew, dude don't pull a Shaq (Steveposter).

by ElizaArtz October 29, 2019

Shaq Shoes

When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.

Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.

You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian

by DJ WaffleIron March 23, 2011

shaq smack

1.When a man with a large penis menefests himself out of nowhere and proceeds to smack you with his 400lb+ man meat.
2.When Shaq comes out of nowhere and denies/rejects you by slaping you down with his huge piece.

1.I was just standing there and all of a sudden, a man came up and hit me down with his large dick, later I was informed that I was Shaq Smacked.
2.As the man made the shot outside the key, Shaq proceeded to jump 9ft into the air and decimate the man with his large penis.

by BurninPanda March 30, 2005