emotionally shallow

a person who has difficulty connecting to others; who has no deep emotions; who is also probably self-preoccupied and with no big vision about life

We all knew that Bill was emotionally shallow so when his brother died and he said, "Bummer," no one was surprised.

by Quilyute43 January 13, 2017

shallow as a shower

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is

by dick-shunary January 28, 2012

ShallowSide

A Broward hood by that goes by 1900 blk or ShallowSide where niggas would really blow your head off.

A dem ShallowSide jits play no games. Watch who u size.

by Dudley 1900 October 29, 2020

shallow bitch

Girls who only like guys based on their looks

"I don't date because only shallow bitches go after me,"

by Adalicious June 4, 2019

shallow fucking

It’s when a dude puts his dick REALLY lightly inside a woman’s vagina

It feels awesome and you then go on to Fuck each other

I walk around the club in my booty shorts and see-through bra so you could see my titties I walked past a man who was super hot. I walk up to him and look at him from under my eyelashes I bite my lip and I have him covered. I pull him to the dance floor and press my ass against his crotch and rub it up and down. I feel his erection and grin. I push his hands so there massaging mytits I walk with him to a random spare room which happened to have a pole. I sit him down on a couch and start stripping the small amount of clothes I have on. He then looks up and I quickly stick my hands down his pants. He moans and screams my name. His clothes were quickly discarded on the floor. He push’s his cock against my clit and rubs the tip of it along the length I push my hips higher, He quickly sticks his cock into me. Not much tho just and inch or two. He then pulls out and grabs his clothes an leaves

Sh!t that’s my shallow fucking lesson

by SexyHannah May 3, 2019

Shallow

Judging a person base on appearance. And not for who they are. This word is used by people is used by people who spend a lot of time looking rather than getting to know a person.

Student: I like Leah because she's short. And I like short girls

Class:That's just shallow.

by TheYasminyouknow October 10, 2017

shallow and pedantic

The words Peter Griffin uses to describe things while he is a genius, much to the annoyance of Bryan Griffin

This meat is shallow and pedantic.
Lois, your cooking is shallow and pedantic.

by Carter Ball January 11, 2008