shamu

a fat person with salt and pepper hair

Whales are fat and colored black & white, so therefore shamu is black & white, just like salt is white and pepper is black. Black & white make gray.

by GilaBend May 24, 2007

shamu

An airsofter with no life - Spends all his time on UKAN!
Also has a SIG 552 and has lost 2 camo hats...

Shamu is not an Emu!
"Never fear Shamu is here!... You go first.."

by Shamu July 25, 2004

shamu

one who consumes much food yet remains completely thin, usually a joking term

We nicknamed her Shamu cause she just ate so much!

by abcorder32 March 27, 2009

Shamued

The action of too much water from the bong splashing your mouth when you hit it

Yo your water levels in here are too high, I just got shamued

Ew I got shamued

by CougarJoe August 23, 2019

Shamu

1) A whale found at Sea World, does shows 5 times a day.

2) An obese person.

1) Look at Shamu launch that ragdoll-like whale trainer 50 feet in the air!

2) Hey, here's a cookie, Shamu.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Shamu

The act of when your girl is riding you in the reverse cowgirl position, you suddenly reach up behind her back, grab her pony tail, and then yank her down backwards in fast and forceful manner. Then, as if to be splashed by water, you cum in her face.

Man my girlfriend has been messing around on me, so last night I pulled the Shamu on her.

by JHornDog October 3, 2010

Shamus

Cool guy really cool really swag money fire guy. Has huge big shiny muscles and a lot of money. Is cool

Shamus is cool

by Reallycoolguywithbigmuscles March 9, 2021