shameful shitter

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

by joshua700 October 6, 2009

shamequit

Similar to a ragequit, though the quit is less motivated by anger and more out of shame (due to committing an embarassing or disgraceful action), usually to avoid the impending flames and ridicule.

After telling a very bad joke in this one channel, I shamequit faster than you could say "ban."

by Rei^2 October 9, 2009

Shareful

(adj) The act or willingess of sharing.
Distinct from generous by specifically implying an act of sharing rather than giving.

Dude, don't bogart the whole thing, be shareful.

by gpp7824 April 20, 2009

Shamefish

Making a stupid mistake on something that should be a gimme.

Dumb guy: "Oh no! I labeled it wrong and put my return address in the forwarding address."

His friend: "Shamefish."

by LutherX May 16, 2009

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

shamefaced

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy

Sally sat there shamefaced

by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004

shamefuck

The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.

The guy is a pig. He's stupid and repulsive. I can't keep my hands off him. I don't know why I want him. He is my shamefuck.

by Fifi Forgetmenott April 24, 2009