shake and bake

Slang term for the process of making homemade crystal meth. Very popular in rural states such as Tennessee and Kentucky. Ingredients consist of several household chemicals mixed with crushed up cold pills containing ephedrine in a 2 liter soda bottle. See also pillbilly.

Did you here about those stupid pillbillys from Tennessee? They were making some shake and bake in the back seat of their car, and the bottle exploded.

shake and bake by thebasher November 11, 2009

shake and bake

To sprinkle some "shake" or yae on some "bake" or weed, roll a blunt and smoke it.

bro1:"hey man i wanna shake and bake, you got any weed?"
bro2:"yeah bro you got some shake?"

shake and bake by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Shake and bake

The way most things are done in the trailer park. Food, drugs, putting their babies to sleep...

Guy 1 "Damn that's some shitty meth."

Guy 2 " It's shake and bake, and I helped."

Shake and bake by RideDucati May 29, 2016

Shake and Bake

A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.

Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.

Shake and Bake by Theshakeandbakemaster October 5, 2010

Maugerville Shake and Bake 

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.

Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!

Maugerville Shake and Bake by NottherealBobRoss June 5, 2018

shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)

hey baby lets go shake and bake

shake and bake by kate51351361 March 8, 2007

Shake and Bake

To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.

In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.

Shake and Bake by fmoralesf June 16, 2010