shake n bake 

A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.

I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake

I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.

shake n bake by BlackDogPub December 19, 2007

Shake N' Bake 

The highest level of the redneck lifestyle. to have redneck attributes. redneck elite. Also used to define a redneck duo.

Also used to define vigilante cop duos.

That guy with the mullet and the Burt Reynolds 'stache was so fuckin' Shake N' Bake.

Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.

That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.

Shake N' Bake by Kevy Chase September 10, 2010

shake n' bake 

having sexual intercourse.

"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."

shake n' bake by hardon May 19, 2006

Shake-n-Bake 

the best bowling team to walk the planet. slightly arrogant, but for just cause. winners never shrink in the face of adversity. no matter what, they will win. They only see gold medals never gutters. Their competitors (Team Micro-Talent) never stand a chance its more like masterbating with 2 balls n 1 pin for them, while we just straight gettin it in! They are winners both on and off the ally..DUUH!

Charlie Sheen just Shake-n-Bake that a$$! Shake-n-Bake all the way tot he bank!

Shake-n-Bake by shaknbake4life May 4, 2011

Shake'n Bake 

When you smoke the last little bit of pot (marijuana) leaf left in the bottom of the bag.

The bag of pot is almost out so it's time to shake'n bake!

Shake'n Bake by rvjeeprat December 1, 2018

shake'n'bake tan 

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

shake'n'bake tan by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Shake'n bake family 

A family where a man marries a woman who already has children.

man 1: Dude, I didn't know Andy has kids.

man 2: He doesn't, it's a shake'n bake family.

man 1: For reals? No wonder those kids don't look like him.

Shake'n bake family by grizzlyjack December 25, 2010