Shafty

Shafty (adj):
A word for describing a penis-like object.

Bob: Hey man, that banana sure is shafty!
Joe: What are you, gay?

by 8===:D June 11, 2009

shaftie

A shaftie is a motorcycle that is so incredibly rubbish it is physically incapable of wheeling. Weighing more than Russel Grant on his way home from doing a big shop in an armoured car, riding a bike without a chain is like anal sex without lube. Unnecessary and quite unpleasant.

A shaftie can wheelie (myth)

by ZebraQwerty November 9, 2006

Shafty Nut

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is sexy asf

by Jesuslations January 2, 2021

Shafty Nut

Sexy ass kid named Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is hot asf

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

Shafty Maguire

Best fucking band ever

I listened to a Shafty Maguire song today. It owned.

by Exthuse February 13, 2005